Worst Songs – #84

Song Name: Love Touch
Song Artist: Rod Stewart
Song:
Does The Donk Approve? No, The Donk does not approve. This is just Rod finding some words he thought were cool (I wanna give you my love touch) and making a terrible song around them. He needs a swift kick to the monkey parts for this one.

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Worst Songs – #83

Song Name: Hot Child In The city
Song Artist: Nick Gilder
Song:
Does The Donk Approve? Yes, The Donk does approve. It’s catchy, I can hear it in my head without the song playing… makes you want to walk like a Jet in West Side Story. (Thanks to Chuck Welch for this one!)

Worst Songs – #82

Song Name: Making Love (Out Of Nothing At All)
Song Artist: Air Supply
Song:
Does The Donk Approve? Yes, The Donk does approve, but only because I could grab some ass at a dance with this song. Otherwise, death to Air Supply.

Worst Songs – #81

Song Name: Raspberry Beret
Song Artist: Prince
Song:
Does The Donk Approve? Yes, The Donk does approve. God forgive me again. Happy Independence Day.

Worst Songs – #80

Song Name: Witch Doctor
Song Artist: Carton
Song:
Does The Donk Approve? No, The Donk does not approve. Just… no.

Worst Songs – #79

Song Name: I Love You (Barney’s Theme)
Song Artist: Barney The Dinosaur
Song:
Does The Donk Approve? NO! NO!!!!!!!!! NONONONONONONONONO!!!!!111!!!1!2!1! AAARRRGGGHHH!!!!!

Worst Songs – #78

Song Name: Disco Duck
Song Artist: Rick Dees & His Cast Of Idiots
Song:
Does The Donk Approve? No, The Donk does not approve. It makes my brain bleed, fluids fall from my orifices like they’re trying to escape the impending doom, but there is no escape… there… is… no… escape!

Worst Songs – #77

Song Name: Staying Alive
Song Artist: Bee Gees
Song:
Does The Donk Approve? No, The Donk does not approve. This one is tough, it’s an anthem for Disco, and it’s catchy as all hell… much of the Bee Gees disco stuff is amazing pop dance music that should be immortalized… and I hate every single one of those songs.

Worst Songs – #76

Song Name: Kung Fu Fighting
Song Artist: Carl Douglas
Song:
Does The Donk Approve? Yes, The Donk does approve. EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting… EVERYBODY!! Frickin’ awsumz!!!11!!

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