Why men SHOULD earn more money than women

I’ve been thinking about it, and I think men SHOULD earn more money than women. It’s part of the social structure.

So let’s say on average a woman makes 15 cents less than a man; so for every dollar a man earns, a woman earns 85 cents for the same job. However, a man will easily spend 15 to 30 cents of every dollar on a woman when he’s dating… dinners, movies, flowers, knick-knacks, condoms, lube, handcuffs, ball gags… you know, the usual stuff. So a woman actually comes out ahead of the game, since a man only has to spend 7.5 cents out of every dollar on her to have their salaries break even (1-7.5 = 92.5 :: 85+7.5 = 92.5).

Now since we spend MORE than 7.5 cents out of every dollar on you whiny rags, you end up making MORE than a man does.

Now shut the fuck up and swallow! You owe me money.

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donkeyrock@gmail.com

Some asshole took donkeyrock@gmail.com.  That person needs to be prison-bitch ass-raped by a water buffalo named Roderick.  That’s MY alias, fucker.  ANYONE who takes the name “donkeyrock” should be brutally executed because that’s been MY screen name since the early 90s.

Die, fucker.

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My Celebrity Soulmate

Fun in a “I’m so bored I’ll take this test” way. I had to look up a lot of names, though, so keep that imdb.com page handy if you decide to torture yourself by trying to find out what hollywood celeb is best suited to never fuck you.

ETonline: Who's Your Celebrity Soulmate?

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