Why men SHOULD earn more money than women
I’ve been thinking about it, and I think men SHOULD earn more money than women. It’s part of the social structure.
So let’s say on average a woman makes 15 cents less than a man; so for every dollar a man earns, a woman earns 85 cents for the same job. However, a man will easily spend 15 to 30 cents of every dollar on a woman when he’s dating… dinners, movies, flowers, knick-knacks, condoms, lube, handcuffs, ball gags… you know, the usual stuff. So a woman actually comes out ahead of the game, since a man only has to spend 7.5 cents out of every dollar on her to have their salaries break even (1-7.5 = 92.5 :: 85+7.5 = 92.5).
Now since we spend MORE than 7.5 cents out of every dollar on you whiny rags, you end up making MORE than a man does.
Now shut the fuck up and swallow! You owe me money.
