This Is What A Douchebag Says

Tom Freier, a spokesman for the North Dakota Family Alliance, which opposes Potter’s bill, said he believed the existing law had important symbolic value.

“I think when we stand up for our principles and our standards, I think that’s something to be admired, as opposed to being ridiculed,” Freier said.

And this is what a real dude says:

“We’re never going to get married — for what?” Vetter said. “You get married one year, and die the next.”

N.D. weighs repeal of cohabitation ban

Retarded Mexican Law

Mexico: Jealous husbands may face trial in court

MEXICO CITY (Reuters) - Mexican men who display extreme
jealousy or avoid sex with their wives could be tried in court
and punished under a new law, the special prosecutor for crimes
against women told a local newspaper on Friday….

NoMarriage.com

I can’t say I’m against marriage, I’m simply against the crap that marriage requires.  From taxes to lawyers, it’s a big pain in the ass.  That said, if you find the right girl, there isn’t much you can do other than marry her.

Not marrying would be best, because then you would have to continue to want to be with each other, and if you grow apart you could just leave without the legal hassles.  It’s logical.  Marriage is for tribal people who need to lay claim on their property.

Now go check out this site which basically pimps you into marrying foreign girls: http://nomarriage.com/

Yeah, I’d like to own a foreign girl, too… but I’d also like to have an intelligent conversation with the wench, and Yo No Hablo Espanol.

Thanks to HogOnIce.com, once again, for good shit.  Own the feed today.  I do.

Doughnut-gasm

“The other day I fried doughnuts in coconut oil and dipped them in my special glaze, and I took a bite out of one, and my knees bent
involuntarily and I had to hold onto the stove. I consider that success.”

- Steve H. Graham

http://www.hogonice.com/2007/02/i_see_hans_where_is_franz.html

“Once again, I stupidly thought I might be wrong about something but turned out to be right. When will I learn?”

- Steve H. Graham

Celebrity Deaths

Okay, so I’m looking for celebrity deaths in 2006, pointing out how little we care about celebrities in the greater scheme of things (prompted by Anna Nicole Smith’s demise), but I’m having trouble finding a decent source.

This is okay, but seems half done: http://www3.sympatico.ca/jenoff/obit.htm

This is metza-metz, and difficult to navigate, plus no linkage: http://www.stiffs.com/olderdeaths.html#06

Then there’s IMDB… the motherload from hell: http://www.imdb.com/DiedInYear?2006

Wikipedia might be thorough, but I’m not wading into it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deaths_in_2006

Basically, we need an organization like E! or some other tabloid to give us a decent celebrity death list, for fuck’s sake.  Maybe it’s out there and I didn’t google it right, but if I can’t google it, then it doesn’t exist.

Dead People Server might be okay: http://216.92.255.170/dps/2006.html#top