What Does Hamas Do In The Woods At Night?

You’re Damn Right I Want An Air Car

The Air Car - theaircar.com

Looks too European, makes my gaydar go off.  I just want that technology in my big honkin’ American fat-ass-mobile.  No, fuck that… I demand it.

I signed up to be notified when they’re available.  You know there’s no way I can squeeze my fat ass into one of these things, BUT I’m all for the concept and want to see it flourish.

Iranian Court Agrees With Virginia Tech Killer

From Atlas Shrugs:

Killers are everything but original. If the pictures sent by were not reminiscent enough of Islamist vigilantes, his argumentation cannot be more identical - his college classmates and teachers were not moral enough to live and therefore he had a right to kill them:

You had everything you wanted. Your Mercedes wasn’t enough, you brats. Your golden necklaces weren’t enough, you snobs. Your trust fund wasn’t enough. Your vodka and Cognac weren’t enough. All your debaucheries weren’t enough. Those weren’t enough to fulfill your hedonistic needs. You had everything

The Iranian supreme court could not agree more. It has just reaffirmed that according to their interpretation of Muslim law, individuals have the right to decide that their fellow citizens are not moral enough to live and proceed to execute them:

The Iranian Supreme Court has overturned the murder convictions of six members of a prestigious state militia who killed five people they considered “morally corrupt.” . . .

The ruling stems from a case in 2002 in Kerman that began after the accused watched a tape by a senior cleric who ruled that Muslims could kill a morally corrupt person if the law failed to confront that person.

Some 17 people were killed in gruesome ways after that viewing, but only five deaths were linked to this group. The six accused, all in their early 20s, explained to the court that they had taken their victims outside the city after they had identified them. Then they stoned them to death or drowned them in a pond by sitting on their chests.

In other words, Iran would be acting virtuously if it used its nukes to destroy any country (not only Israel) it considers too immoral to survive. Oh, yes, the IAEA just informed us that Iran produces nuclear fuel in underground facility.

I’m still waiting on a good racial epithet for Caucasians

Seriously, if I said “nigger” to a crowd of blacks, it’d be my ass.  However if a black guy said “cracker” to a crowd of whites, they’d probably laugh.

We find the white epithets funny.  Really!  We have no emotional connection to the supposed racial insults that are thrown at us.

Cracker
Whitey
Peckerwood
White Trash
Honky

Shit, it brings a smile to my face just writing those down.

Hispanics can yell out “La Raza!” and not be shit on for it.  La Raza means “The Race”.  If whitey yelled out “The Race!” anywhere, he’d be labeled a white supremacist and be put down.

Am I looking for an excuse to use the word “nigger”?  Nope, I use it all the time, “my niggas”.  I just don’t care for the hypocrisy of the situation.  It’s not an intelligent way to communicate, but I don’t want to be lynched for acting like a dumbass.

Oh, and I’ll give a prize to anyone who comes up with a word that incites whites to the level of indignant outrage that the word “nigger” does to blacks.

More on this shit.

A Brainfart on Don Imus

No, I’m not a timely blogger, so quit your internal bitching monologue.

Don Imus: douchebag whose rights weren’t abridged.  Can he be fired for being a dick?  Sure.  Can he be prosecuted?  No.  His freedom of speech is still intact, because freedom of speech is freedom from being prosecuted and jailed for offensive speech.  His employer doesn’t have to put up with that shit.

Don Imus has said far more offensive things on-air than “nappy-headed hos”, and I just don’t give a fuck.  I didn’t listen to him more than once in my life, and that was enough.  He was a shock-jock like Howard Stern, and the assholes who hate free expression got to them both.  If Imus has a decent audience, then he’ll be back on satellite radio where censorship isn’t in full effect… yet.

To sum up: Imus = Douche ::> freedom of speech not abridged ::> Nazi media censors suck ass ::> Imus = Satellite Radio.