Chelsea Clinton Isn’t Ugly… On The Outside

I remember the news channels fucking with Chelsea Clinton in the 90s, calling her names because she wasn’t one of the “beautiful people” like her parents. Chelsea definitely wasn’t the hot girl in class, she had dweeb looks, but she wasn’t wretched. The reporters were really the wretched ones; supposed adults using grade school insults against a child forced into the public spotlight.

It seems John McCain was one of the douchebags on that boat:

“Do you know why Chelsea Clinton is so ugly?” he asked. “Because Janet Reno is her father.”
John McCain, Republican Fundraiser, 1998

But Chelsea Clinton isn’t ugly now. She looks pretty, all made-up and smiling:

Makeup? Check. Hairdo? Check. Growing into your features? Possibly. Plastic surgery? Could be. However — and I can only guess — but I’m pretty sure she’s just as soulless and scam-alicious as her mom on the inside.

I already have no intention of voting for any of the candidates in the 2008 Presidential election. They’re all repulsive people, which is borne out in their words and deeds. Hillary Clinton is a lying scammer. Barack Obama is a Democrat tool who surrounds himself with hate-mongers, and John McCain is the embodiment of the unprincipled politician who has turned my stomach ever since I found out what Democrats and Republicans were.

Opine mightily about the politicians, if you so choose, but stop ragging on their kids, you assholes.

[note: Chelsea Clinton is fair game now, since she's an adult and is stumping for her mom.]

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