Green Planet channel SUCKS! Th…
Green Planet channel SUCKS! They killed the awesome show “Holmes On Homes”, too.
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I can’t wait for this “green” fad to pass. On a positive note, at least I know how it felt to live back in the completely retarded 1970’s now.
HOH has been cancelled? Crud! How in the world am I going to find out how to repair joist beams right proper now? Eh, don’tcha know, that show was my lifeblood!
The 70s were harsh. I have the pic of me in a pair of thick vertical stripe bellbottoms and large collar shirt to prove it.
And yes, the new green movement is frighteningly like the 70s, maybe with a little more zealotry.
Holmes on Homes is still going in Canada on HGTV, as far as I can tell, but I can’t find it on my TV now. It used to be on Discovery Home, which is now Green Planet *dry heave*, and it ain’t there no more. I just found that show only a few months ago, was watching every episode, loving the knowledge, and along comes Green Planet to fuck up my orgy of home improvement.
So Green Planet offers a show called Renovation Nation, with “Eco-friendly building techniques” and stuff, so I figure I’ll give it a try. I’m not against being environmentally friendly, it’s just not a concept what I would base a home upon. I’m a tad more practical.
Lo and behold, the show sucks an unwashed protester’s green moldy ass. FUCK! You kill an awesome show in its seventh season with some new lame-ass show with a lame-ass host going around the country to see what kind of arts-and-crafts bullshit these new hippies have come up with? Come on!
Is there some good info available in the show? Yes. However, you have to wade through all the preachy crap they spout, and watch some people fill their home with plastic bottle chandeliers to find a nugget of good info. It’s not worth it. So, off the DVR it goes, and I’m stuck without Holmes on Homes.
Worse yet, I tried to get my Holmes on Homes fix online, but they block the IPs from the U.S., so only Canadians can get it. I tried a proxy, but it didn’t work.
My best Yosemite Sam: Consarn brika fracka &^*$@)^&%#$$%$^%^&^&*
To conclude… fuck Green Planet Channel in its ass. *sigh*
P.S. - I did watch a few other Green Planet shows, and I was equally unimpressed, but that rant is for another time.
I concur. The only good thing on D-home was holmes on homes. i didnt think the programming could get any worse - until in turned into planet green (or “Planet Lame” as I like to call it)
Yup, I do believe that was the only show I watched on Discovery Home, too.
Mike Holmes should show up personally at Discovery’s headquarters and totally renovate their office space to be completely off-level. That’d be the perfect way to show ‘em the intense value he brought to we, the consumer’s lives.
Wherever you are, Mr. Holmes—you’re definitely missed down here in the States! Hope to see you back on the air soon!
ROFL
Renovate to be off-level. Awesome.
You know they could pull it off, too. Who would stop that big Swede? lol
Swede! Swede! Swede!
Planet Green has no shows about recycling, solar panels, alternative energy, recycling water, electric cars like the EVs and other problems. I hate it the channel is like celeb Planet Green Reality Show Channel, it sucks. I could make a better Planet Green Channel. FSTV, Link, MSNBC and the Golf Channel have more pro-green issues than Planet Green the Celeb Reality Show that looks green but does not discuss any issues. Make a Green Recycling program about me, I don’t use gas power except for hot water, when I get money that will change. When I used water in the shower or to wish dishes I recycle it to flush the toilet. I use Karl Malone’s rules for the toilet see 1-mellow 2-flush! I use 13 Watt energy saver seven year light bulbs from Bernard’s. I use daylighting during the day. I use the AC only when it gets ultra dewpoint sticky or above 90 degrees Farenheit. I use a shower sprayer with a shutoff or low settings to save water. You know the shower head that you can adjust it from high, low high, medium, low medium, low to no water to save water. I set the Gas HWT as low as I can weather permitting. I mow grass only once a month to save gasoline petrol. I walk and ride my Trek 5000 when possible and applicable. I plan on buying an ES and a EV refit for transportation. Only one room is lit at my house at once unless I am doing something where I need more lights. Each Light socket only has one bulb and no more otherwise it would be a waste. I can ride my bike six miles I am working on ten. I have my gas furnaces shut off all year and when I get the money I will go all electric. At work I have custodians give me all their pencils they sweep up at the end of the day. This all saves money and energy.
That’s a pretty hardcore regimen, ProfessorW.
Planet Green sucks! Watch it and be stuck with sucky sucky programming on how to not kill the beavers!
RETARDS!
SUCKY RETARDS!
ROFL
Sucky retards, yes, I agree.
Holmes on Homes is back on TLC, though, so thank god for that. I was about to go batshit. Now we just need new episodes.
this channel licks the sweat off a dead man’s balls. You are a bunch of brain washed yesmen. Have to go, I have to drive my suv aimlessly to create a carbon deficit to counter your carbon credits. You are all delusional losers
Screw the green movment tell them to go take a hike people will get tired of having to pay high prices for trendy poppycock having to pay big prices for those rediculous compact florecent bulbs shaped like pig tails or the high utility bills or discovoring their bicycles cant carry big loads from WALMART and will get sick of those stupid garden burgers and find out how expensive organic food is and refuse to go vagan becuase of some hindu crack pot doctor SCREW THE GREENS EAT YOUR BICYCLE
ROFL. Dude, “EAT YOUR BICYCLE”?!?! That was awesome! I almost nosed my cherry coke.
Squawk squawk im a very hot tempred shorebird i dont care for these eco-freaks scre wthem all SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK
Eco-freaks bad. I am, however, keenly interested in the air car. I like the possibility of a car that can run forever without having to stop at gas stations. A car running on compressed air, with an air compressor on board? Muy Awesome-amento. Get some new solar cells and battery tech, and it would only need occasional maintenance. Now we just have to Americanize the wussy euro-look of the thing. Air Navigator… WANT!
have you seen that cartoon THE GOODFEATHERS about those pigeons? Im a bit like pesto i have a temper and i want to beat the stuffing out of some smirking miserble eletists eco-freak SQUAWK SQUAWK DATS-IT SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK
Deep breaths, pesto plover… just throw some patchouli at them and they’ll calm down. :>
DATS IT IM BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF CAPTIAN PLANET SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK
Spurwing wanna cracker?
Nah i prefer a coke and some sand fleas i use crackers in my clam chowder
Yum
The sparrows say that those eco-fraks always leave behind stale breadcrumbs LEAVE IT TO THEMS ECO-WACKOS DER ALL STUPID
I think I’m gonna have to agree with Ace and say you’re sending NSA codes.
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/192641.php
WIND TURBINES ARE BIRD KILLERS AND STILL THOSE BLABBERING ECOLOGY FREAKS WANT THEM SO WHY DONT THEY JUST STUFF IT. I JUST READ OF A INCEDENT WHERE A WIND TURBINE CUAGHT FIRE AND WAS A TOTAL LOSS AHH SQUAWK SQUAWK ITS THE REVENGE OF THE BIRDS SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK
True, wind turbines are harming some birds, but they seem to be harming bats even more:
http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2008/08/25/wind-turbine-bats.html
“The bat fatalities appear to be a more significant problem than bird deaths from wind turbines in most locations. “Here we’re picking up ten bats for every bird,” Baerwald said.”
How many trees were cut down to make all that junk mail the green freaks are always sending out i mean the fact is all those window decals that the green freaks send cant be recycledo SCREW THE GREENS SQUAWK SQUAWK PESTO PLOVER IS ANGRY I WANTS TO BEAT THE HECK OUT OF SOME GRANOLA MUNCHING TREE HUGGER SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK DAMN IM GOING HAVE HAVE TO COUNT TO TEN 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10. POW SOCK BIFF BAM aaahh instant releif
What lists are you on? I’ve never received junk mail or a decal from any ecological groups.
I used to get junk mail from THE SIERRA CLUB and THE NATURE CONSERVANCY and i dont care for ether of them and thats why IM GONNA JUST KICK EM IN DA REARS AND DATS HOW IM GONNA HANDLE THEM ALL
I dunno, the greenies are pretty scrappy. They’ll whip out their Wonder Twin powers and take the shape of a net to catch an angry feathered spirit of the wild… I don’t think you can win this one, pesto.
WHATCHA CALLING ME GREENS?! YOU SAY IM A SILLY BIRDBRAIN?! DATS IT
I’m just saying that a spurwing plover against the mighty green movement may encounter some resistance, passive and nature-loving as it may be. :>
News Video of ALF bombing
I one ferocoius shorebird with a big time attatude