My Ice Cream Maker
I got a sweet ice cream maker, the Cuisinart ICE-50BC. It’s pretty awesome except for a couple things… rather important things.
1. It’s loud as hell. I mean really, really super loud. I have to double the volume on my TV to hear it over the gnashing of the motors.
2. The instructions to put the top part together were lacking in direction. I had to bumble through them and figure it out on my own, eventually.
Otherwise it makes really good ice cream, and after a month of testing, I think I’ve got a solid base to work with (secret recipe, bitches!).

Van Halen - Ice Cream Man