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The President bumped his head.

Yes, Barack Obama bumped his head as he entered Marine One.

It’s news, because it was news when President Gerald Ford bumped his head.

But Gerald Ford bumped his head because he was a doofus.

But, The One can’t be a doofus. Therefore, helicopters are racist.

Obamessiah Channeling Gerald Ford

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2 comments so far

  1. Chuck Welch February 9, 2009 11:29 PM

    Ford was a doofus because Chevy Chase played him as one. Mainly because Ford hitting his head and tripping stopped being news because it happened so much.

  2. Donkeyrock February 10, 2009 12:05 AM

    Obama is supposed to be a basketball player, dammit. At least give us some grace… no one wants to see a black eye on Obama a-la-pretzel Bush.

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