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June 30, 2009 No comments

Worst Songs – #79

Song Name:	I Love You (Barney’s Theme)
Song Artist:	Barney The Dinosaur
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Does The Donk Approve?	NO! NO!!!!!!!!! NONONONONONONONONO!!!!!111!!!1!2!1! AAARRRGGGHHH!!!!! Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser.

June 28, 2009 No comments

Song Name:	Disco Duck
Song Artist:	Rick Dees & His Cast Of Idiots
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Does The Donk Approve?	No, The Donk does not approve. It makes my brain bleed, fluids fall from my orifices like they’re trying to escape the impending doom, but there is no escape… there… is… no… escape!

June 26, 2009 No comments

Song Name:	Staying Alive
Song Artist:	Bee Gees
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Does The Donk Approve?	No, The Donk does not approve. This one is tough, it’s an anthem for Disco, and it’s catchy as all hell… much of the Bee Gees disco stuff is amazing pop dance music that should be immortalized… and I hate every single one of those songs.

June 24, 2009 No comments

Song Name:	Kung Fu Fighting
Song Artist:	Carl Douglas
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Does The Donk Approve?	Yes, The Donk does approve. EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting… EVERYBODY!! Frickin’ awsumz!!!11!!

June 22, 2009 No comments

Song Name:	Like A Virgin
Song Artist:	Madonna
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Does The Donk Approve?	Yes, The Donk does approve. It’s the young Madonna, gimme a break.

June 20, 2009 No comments

Song Name:	Dancing Queen
Song Artist:	ABBA
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Does The Donk Approve?	Yes, The Donk does approve, but only because this song is an infectious disease that forces its listeners to tap their feet. It’s Evil! Run Away! I beg of you, ru… dancing queeeeeen, young and sweet, only seventeeeeeeen….

June 18, 2009 No comments

Song Name:	Fairytale Of New York
Song Artist:	The Pogues featuring Kristy MacCall
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Does The Donk Approve?	No, The Donk does not approve. The Donk was made mildly ill by this song, and is recovering the the arms of a wanton woman.

June 16, 2009 No comments

Song Name:	Living On A Prayer
Song Artist:	Bon Jovi
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Does The Donk Approve?	Yes, The Donk does approve… barely. I enjoyed their first album, and that’s pretty much it.

June 14, 2009 No comments

Song Name:	Comfortably Numb
Song Artist:	Pink Floyd
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Does The Donk Approve?	Yes, The Donk does approve. The Donk does not like all Pink Floyd, nor does The Donk have to get high to enjoy the music he does like, but there’s plenty to like nonetheless.

June 12, 2009 No comments

Song Name:	Beautiful Day
Song Artist:	U2
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Does The Donk Approve?	No, The Donk does not approve. The Donk dislikes the U2 mystique, and thinks they believe their own hype. While I do like some of their songs, there aren’t many. To quote myself, “The music of U2 is the soundtrack of cocaine supermodels discussing genocide, with all the lyrical depth, metronomic percussion and bright guitar notes you’d expect of such a score.” Yes, I’m THAT quotable.