The Female Of The Species - Rudyard Kipling

WHEN the Himalayan peasant meets the he-bear in his pride,
He shouts to scare the monster, who will often turn aside.
But the she-bear thus accosted rends the peasant tooth and nail.
For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.

When Nag the basking cobra hears the careless foot of man,
He will sometimes wriggle sideways and avoid it if he can.
But his mate makes no such motion where she camps beside the trail.
For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.

When the early Jesuit fathers preached to Hurons and Choctaws,
They prayed to be delivered from the vengeance of the squaws.
‘Twas the women, not the warriors, turned those stark enthusiasts pale.
For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.

Man’s timid heart is bursting with the things he must not say,
For the Woman that God gave him isn’t his to give away;
But when hunter meets with husbands, each confirms the other’s tale—
The female of the species is more deadly than the male.

Man, a bear in most relations—worm and savage otherwise,—
Man propounds negotiations, Man accepts the compromise.
Very rarely will he squarely push the logic of a fact
To its ultimate conclusion in unmitigated act.

Fear, or foolishness, impels him, ere he lay the wicked low,
To concede some form of trial even to his fiercest foe.
Mirth obscene diverts his anger—Doubt and Pity oft perplex
Him in dealing with an issue—to the scandal of The Sex!

But the Woman that God gave him, every fibre of her frame
Proves her launched for one sole issue, armed and engined for the same;
And to serve that single issue, lest the generations fail,
The female of the species must be deadlier than the male.

She who faces Death by torture for each life beneath her breast
May not deal in doubt or pity—must not swerve for fact or jest.
These be purely male diversions—not in these her honour dwells—
She the Other Law we live by, is that Law and nothing else.

She can bring no more to living than the powers that make her great
As the Mother of the Infant and the Mistress of the Mate.
And when Babe and Man are lacking and she strides unclaimed to claim
Her right as femme (and baron), her equipment is the same.

She is wedded to convictions—in default of grosser ties;
Her contentions are her children, Heaven help him who denies!—
He will meet no suave discussion, but the instant, white-hot, wild,
Wakened female of the species warring as for spouse and child.

Unprovoked and awful charges—even so the she-bear fights,
Speech that drips, corrodes, and poisons—even so the cobra bites,
Scientific vivisection of one nerve till it is raw
And the victim writhes in anguish—like the Jesuit with the squaw!

So it comes that Man, the coward, when he gathers to confer
With his fellow-braves in council, dare not leave a place for her
Where, at war with Life and Conscience, he uplifts his erring hands
To some God of Abstract Justice—which no woman understands.

And Man knows it! Knows, moreover, that the Woman that God gave him
Must command but may not govern—shall enthral but not enslave him.
And She knows, because She warns him, and Her instincts never fail,
That the Female of Her Species is more deadly than the Male.

Tommy TuTone And The Missing Mohammed Mutt

Funny prank/statement about Islam.  Yes, I’m culturally insensitive.


hat tip: Atlas Shrugs

Tommy Tutone - 867-5309 (Jenny)

And an EXCELLENT follow-up by Robert Spencer at JihadWatch.org.

Female Bloggers And The “Screech Factor”

For a while now I’ve been reading the blog Atlas Shrugs by Pamela Geller.  Early on I recognized the female “Screech Factor”, which is high emotional content in words.  This emotional writing can REALLY get on my nerves, and I attribute it to my lack of ability to deal with emotional women.  I drop ‘em like hot rocks.

Does Pamela write well?  Mostly.  Does she write about stuff I want to know?  Yes, otherwise she’d be off my blog reading list.  Do I trust everything she writes?  Not at all.  Why?  Emotional writing; it’s just open yellow journalism.  Drives me bonkers.

But, like I said, I still read her because she talks about Jewish issues and is sort of in-line with my general way of thinking.  However, if I had a choice between reading Atlas Shrugs and Solomonia, it’s Solomonia all the way (even with the bastardized shortened RSS feed which pisses me off).

“But Fogey B,” you ask, “why write about Pamela Geller and women bloggers in general today?  Why not a while back?”

Decent question, O imaginary questioner.  I have written about Pamela before, but today I read something from another female blogger that kinda pissed me off.

Debbie Schlussel wrote a piece about Neil Diamond writing the song “Sweet Caroline” and questioningly calling him a pedophile (Neil Diamond, Pedophile?).  What the fuck?  Okay, good headline, gotta read… aaaand we get that emotional writing that makes my short hairs stand.

Neil Diamond says he wrote the song “Sweet Caroline” about Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg, JFK’s daughter after seeing a pic of her in LIFE Magazine, “dressed to the nines in her riding gear, next to her pony” when she was a little girl.

To Debbie Schlussel, this is pedophilia.

Debbie points to some lyrics to make her point:

Hands, touching hands, reaching out
Touching me, touching you
Oh, sweet Caroline . . . .
And now I, I look at the night, whooo
And it don’t seem so lonely
We fill it up with only two, oh . . . .
How can I hurt when holding you
Oh, one, touching one, reaching out
Touching me, touching you
Oh, sweet Caroline

Now I’ve written poetry and song lyrics, and I know that a photograph or painting or even a simple scent or sound can inspire art.  Such inspiration doesn’t even have to be ABOUT what inspired me, it can simply evoke a feeling, and it’s a seed that germinates and grows.

Those lyrics could be about Neil wanting to tap some prepubescent ass, but they’re FAR FAR FAR more likely to be about a feeing he had when viewing the photo, something that made him feel good to be alive, and that photo summed up that feeling for him.  From there, you can get those lyrics from anywhere.  Touching isn’t always physical touching (that painting touched my heart), or Neil could be thinking about some hot piece of road tail he just banged in the hotel and he’s feelin’ “teh luv”, or he could be lying his publicity-seeking ass off because he’s old and his career is slowing down and more press about him means more sales, which equals steady mortgage payments.

Next, Debbie mentions Diamond’s divorce and says the divorce may’ve occurred because “Maybe she had something like this on him . . . ?”, meaning he’s a pedophile and that’s why the ex got huge money from Neil Diamond.

What… the… FUCK?!  I don’t have the ability or the patience to tell-off this hag in such a complete way that she deserves.  I may stoop to Photoshop, but I’m trying to hold back.

So when a female blogger whips out her fallopians and screeches “PEDOPHILE” about some innocent-seeming lyrics, then tries to back up her scummy assertions with innuendo, I just get full-on pissed.  Debbie Schlussel was “female-blogger screechy” before, but this is just way too much.

She’s off my blog reading list for good.

Neil Diamond - Sweet Caroline

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More On Music

That Flaming Lips song I got from the Dell commercial reminds me of another good song I haven’t listened to in a while.

Snot - Snooze Button

(I actually wrote out all these lyrics when I went online and either found incomplete lyrics or just plain wrong lyrics posted on all the lyrics sites. I got a little bit of help from the people at the forum at Free Talk Live.)

Band: Snot
Album: Get Some
Song: Snooze Button

Aw yes, you hit the snooze button
I’m sure you up and fell asleep again
You did not even fight

Well, it’s just another song
Talkin’ about how you let them take your rights
Another redundant verse about how you refused to fight
And lost, what cost, your cause has got no champion
How could you hope to win by just complainin’
Now it’s rainin’ on your parade
Decisions made could cost you dearly
Not just your money but your freedom
Are you wealthy? Improper choices could be deadly
They took your so-called rights
You did not even fight

Well, here’s your motherfuckin’ wake up call
And there just ain’t no way around it
Caught you asleep once again, we ain’t havin’ it
Got freedom for them to do just what they tell ya
You missed that train of thought
You refuse to be taught a lesson
Now this is what I’m guessin’
You’ll be held accountable
Things you did not want to know
You’re stressin’
Now with your head yeah they keep messin’
They took your so-called rights
You did not even fight

You hit that snooze button, fell asleep again

While you were busy fuckin’ sleepin’
You know your government was creepin’
Somebody left the door unlocked
Your seatbelt life was bought and sold
Yes, to the highest bidder
Left you in sitcom hell
So convinced you’re doin’ well
You sit back, synapses are attacked
American Gladiators are the only thing they’re givin’ back
You’re dyin’, and in your mind, while they keep lyin’,
They took your so-called rights
You better fuckin’

~WAKE UP~
Aw yes, you hit the snooze button
I’m sure you up and fell asleep again ~FIGHT~
They took your so-called rights and again and again
You better dream again
~WAKE UP~
Aw yes, you hit the snooze button
I’m sure you up and fell asleep again ~FIGHT~
They took your so-called rights
You did not even fight

You know that’s not your way
Once again you’re doin’ what they say
Don’t you fall asleep today, no way

WATCH OUT!
~OBEY, OBEY~
No, that’s not your way
~OBEY, OBEY~
Once again you’re doin’ what they say
~OBEY, OBEY~
Don’t you fall asleep today, no way, ~OBEY~
No way, they’ve got to break
~OBEY, OBEY~
You know that’s not your way
~OBEY, OBEY~
Once again you’re doin’ what they say
~OBEY, OBEY~
Don’t you fall asleep today
~OBEY~
Awake
~OBEY~

Now that we’ve given you a message
I’ve got a mess that you can salvage
Continue to grow, you will know
That little things in life can make a difference
You’ve got to beat your politician
Take back those given rights
You better fuckin’

~WAKE UP~
Aw yes, you hit the snooze button
I’m sure you up and fell asleep again ~FIGHT~
They took your so-called rights and again and again
You better dream again
~WAKE UP~
Aw yes, you hit the snooze button
I’m sure you up and fell asleep again ~FIGHT~
They took your so-called rights
You did not even

No no no, no no, you did not even fight
Fight
Fight
They took your so-called rights
You did not even fight