In Search Of TV Commercial Songs

So I was looking for the recent Dell Inspirion commercial’s song, because it’s sweet, and off to Google I go.

At FatMixx.com I found just was I was looking for:


950. socalrider Says:
July 13th, 2007 at 1:10 am

New Dell Commercial:
The Wand by The Flaming Lips

Aw yeah.

The Flaming Lips - The W.A.N.D.

THE FLAMING LIPS lyrics - “The W.A.N.D. (The Will Always Negates Defeat)”

(You’ve got the power in there)
(Waving your wand in the air)

Time after time those fanatical minds try to rule all the world
Telling us all it’s them who’s in charge of it all
I’ve got a tricked out magic stick that will make them all fall
We’ve got the power now, motherfuckers; that’s where it belongs

You’ve got that right
(Power in there)
You know that it’s…
(Wand in the air)

They’ve got their weapons to solve all their questions, they don’t know what it’s for
(Cause they don’t know what it’s for)
Why can’t they see it’s not power, just greed, to just want more and more?
(Just want more and more)
I got a plan and it’s here in my hand but it’s all made of rights
We’re the enforcers, the sorcerer’s orphans, and we know why we fight
(And we know why we fight)

You’ve got that right
(You’ve got the power in there)
(Waving your wand in the air)

(You’ve got the power in there)
(You’ve got the power in there)
(You’ve got the power in there)
(Waving your wand in the air)

You’ve got that right
You know that it’s…

Damn It Feels Good To Be An Infidel

Ghetto Boyz - Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangster

UPDATE: my bad, it’s the Flag of England they’re burning. Not the Union Jack, but the St. George Cross — the Flag of St. George.

BOOM - He Fucked Your Goat

20 Fingers - Boom I Fucked Your Boyfriend

We Don’t Need No Water, Let The Motherfucker Burn


Original Image
Bloodhound Gang - Fire Water Burn

Holla-lalalalala Back Girl


Original Image
Gwen Stefani - Hollaback Girl

Stuck Mojo - Southern Born Killers

An interesting band.  They’ve been shafted by the man, and now they’re giving their shit away for free.  The story is on their website.  Click Here to see the video of “Open Season” on YouTube.  Below are the songs from the album.

Stuck Mojo Media website

Stuck Mojo - I’m American

Stuck Mojo - Southern Born Killers

Stuck Mojo - The Sky Is Falling

Stuck Mojo - Metal Is Dead

Stuck Mojo - For The Cause Of Allah

Stuck Mojo - Open Season (Video)

Stuck Mojo - Prelude To Anger

Stuck Mojo - That’s When I Burn

Stuck Mojo - Yoko

Stuck Mojo - Home

Kos-tards Need To Be Spanked

From this article, complaining about a conservative site that highlights bias (sometimes wrongly, in my opinion), they do the old bait and switch at the end.

Laura Bush complains that the media isn’t talking about the schools being built.  The LA Times has a piece about how students in Iraq are being targeted by terrorists.  This kostard puts the two together as if it’s proof that the schools are  not being built.

Wait, that’s too logical.  The person who wrote this article says nothing about the schools being built or not.  He/She/It puts these two stories together for the sole purpose of making someone think that building schools in Iraq is a failure because the students can’t go to school.  I’m guessing that this kostard points this out as a reason why building schools shouldn’t be talked about.

So the U.S. builds schools in Iraq, and terrorists threaten and kidnap students, so the schools are a failure?  You must be joking.  Seriously, how stupid are you if you believe that line of reasoning?  If a school was built here, and the KKK started threatening and kidnapping students, would you honestly say the school shouldn’t have been built and it proves that the people who built it failed in their job?  Hell no!  You’d say, “Let’s lynch us some KKK fuckballs and let these kids get back to school!”

You really have to be deranged to blame the U.S. for terrorists acting like terrorists.  Remember, they’ve been doing this shit for centuries, even before the U.S. was created, so don’t even pretend we caused it.

And to go along with the image in this post, I offer a song:

Men Without Hats - Safety Dance

Fun With Images





The Jackson 5 - Dancing Machine:

Sexual Repression And Birthrates… Oh, And Fun With Words

First, the fun, from the Advice Goddess Blog:

The U.S. abortion rate remains among the highest of all industrialized nations—more than twice as high, for example, as the Netherlands (nine per 1,000 women of reproductive age).

In the parenthesis above, also in bold [my emphasis], we’re talking about abortion.  Now this isn’t an abortion rant, so take it easy.  This is just about the words used in those parenthesis.  If you look at that, basically everything after “1,000″ should be gone.  I mean c’mon!  Using “women” in there is pointless, because men don’t have abortions.  But then to add “of reproductive age”?!  What the fuck?  What other women would have abortions?  Where are the statistics for abortion rates in non-reproductive age groups?  You gotta be fucking kidding me.

Now, the birthrates.

From the same article that I quoted above, she’s basically talking about how hung up on sex are the people in the U.S.  And we are, no doubt.  But from JihadWatch.org, we find out that American birthrates (2.2/couple) are higher than European birthrates (averaging less than 2 per couple), and Muslim birthrates are monstrous compared to us (averaging between 6 and 8 children per couple).

Fertility rates in the Muslim world look like this: Niger (7.46 children per woman), Mali (7.42), Somalia (6.76), Afghanistan (6.69), and Yemen (6.58). The Palestinian woman in Gaza who – at age 64 – just became the world’s oldest suicide bomber was the mother of nine and (at last count) the grandmother of 41.

[...]

Compared to the rest of the industrialized world, the United States is experiencing a veritable population explosion – with a birth rate of 2.11, just about replacement level. From there, it’s demographic winter as far as the eye can see: Canada (1.5), Germany (1.3), Russia and Italy (1.2) and not-so-sunny Spain (1.1). The latter three nations could cease to exist, as they are currently constituted, within the next 50 years.

So this gets me to thinking, and you know that’s just downright scary, but sexual repression seems to cause higher birthrates.  Without the taboos, and with all the social baggage, sex may become less enticing.

Of course there are other ways to look at it.  From Western career women who don’t want to have children, to much more availability of birth control compared to Muslim women, a lot can be said for why our birthrates are low while Muslim birthrates are high.

But I still say the social structure plus the lack of taboo has an effect.

This does not mean I want the prudes to win.  Just the opposite.  But I am with Cartman on this one.

Cartman says:

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B.B. King - Paying The Cost To Be The Boss

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